What do you want to believe today?
Nestled in the boiling hills of North Alabama, the Unclaimed Mystery Laboratories and Factory Outlet have been in operation since 1995. Critics have described Unclaimed Mystery Labs as everything from a "Skunk Works for the Human Brain Itself" to a "desperate cry for help." The investigations described below are living testimony to this legacy.
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Unclaimed Mystery Laboratories are consistently on the cutting edge of scientific developments. Here Maximum Director C. L. Smith moderates a lively discussion on "Non-traditional Pharmaceutical Research Protocols" with Dr. Hunter S. Thompson at the University of Alabama at Birmingham. |
Fun Media Conspiracy
Not all cabals have evil motives. The All-Pro Cavalcade just wants to be loved. Or rich. Famous is out of the question, although some of the individual members have infiltrated the mainstream. One of the shadowy APC Founders has even achieved a Bacon Number of Two (2). The All-Pro Cavalcade members perform infrequently; they have other things to do. Every once in a while they will throw something up to the MP3.com. CAUTION: this is not Zoo-Crewy, this is not Traffic 'n' Weather Together on the Nines. Here is a selection from over twenty years of unspeakably weird radio. |
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Non-Standard Photo Analysis
- The lost Oswald photo - The notorious "Goodnight Dallas!" photo circulated on the internet is scrutinized by the UM Labs Big Dogs. We got yer peer review process right here.
- Suppressed Mars photo? - The NSA thought it could get away with hiding this shocking discovery "in plain sight." The MJ-12 threatened to put me IN STASIS if I revealed the secret. (Hmmm. I wonder how they got that technology?) Still, the truth must be told! Forget the Face, there's a whole HEAD on Mars!
Non-Standard Movie Topics
- A sloppy but sincere Repo Man page.