C. L. Smith's UNCLAIMED MYSTERIES (TM) Web Site and Revue

Without further ado, I present a selection of the best of Unclaimed Mysteries-related feedback, selected from fan mail, hate mail and various USENET fishing expeditions. All comments are the intellectual property (chuckle) of the original posters.

"Harry" wrote in alt.culture.hawaii: "Hello Mr. No-mystery-what-so-ever, You need more punctuation . . . right on your big, hook nose, then youwill be ok." (2007)

"Being an Auburn fan explains a lot about what is wrong with you, Unclaimed ... You didn't chose to address any of my post except this last little piece where I ridiculing you for being an idiot." - "Altie" on rec.sport.football.college, 2006

"Unclaimed, you are alright by me. I just dislike everything you ever post about and can't stand the very essence of what makes you who you are, but you know, that is no big deal." - "Altie" on rec.sport.football.college, 2006

"Are you saying that racism is wrong? Or evil? There are absolutely differences in human races on our planet. Try to work through your insipid, girly, frightened, loser view of the world and progress beyond the bullsh1t you were fed by Ms Kornblum in middle school." -"Krusty" in rec.sport.football.college, 2005

"... and i know at least five other lurkers who are lurking right now ... waiting for another of corry's posts. that dude is cool like big brother's grocery used to be..." - "Nomen Nescio" in hsv.general, 2004

"I love you, unclaimed mysteries person. =o) Well, not really, since I have no clue who you are, but GOD, sarcasm! So refreshin! (^__^)" - April Llewellyn in hsv.general, 2000

"Obviously too f*cking stupid to bother with." - Top-postin' Fred J. McCall in rec.photo.digital, May 2005

"Is this actually part of your plan? To use tag lines to show your contempt, while showing that you really have so little understanding?" - "Bill Funk" in rec.photo.digital, 2003ish.

"Corry Lee Smith is obviously a man of high intelligence. Look at his reading matter at http://www.unclaimedmysteries.net/. That site is worthy of closer examination." - charleswehner@[EMAIL PROTECTED] in alt.photography, May 2004

"That dude that took the picture, Corry Smith, is a bigtime aubie. Notice he named the pic 'BRIANDENNEHYstadium' Screw him!" - T. Boozer in rolltidefan.net, May 2004

"There's some really, really cool photography on that unclaimedmysteries site." - "Bo Raxo" on guitar-forum.net, 2003

"How about It Came From C. L. Smith's Tiny Little Mind." - Paul Wesley Dunn in alt.thought.southern, 2001

Ah, so many memories. Still, after all these years, this remains my favorite:

"Do this for me Corry...Next time you conveniently get from point A to point B using a gas-powered vehicle (I'm guessing this will happen in less than 24 hrs), go ahead and drop to your knees and give a little prayer to Gaia, the Fairy Queen, or whatever it is you nut-jobs worship. You can thank her for schools like Georgia Tech, where students learn how to do something other than hug trees and hate America for a living." - Sean Ormond in atl.general, 2001

The Critics Are Raving

"I suggest Corry keep his uninformed opinions to a subject he knows something about (porno, hacking, terrorism)." - "Max Imo" in alt.ham-radio.vhf-uhf, circa 2002