The All-Pro Cavalcade Fun Media Conspiracy

 
 
 

Now it can be revealed

The All-Pro Cavalcade are a cabal of musicians, writers, and broadcasters who, from time to time, emerge from Normal jobs to produce perplexing Synapse-Fusing performances in the mass media. They look and act just like you or me. Even the shadowy Founders (Spike Fullerton, Tommy Smeltzer, and Corry Lee Smith) have no obvious markings or plumage to distinguish them from the crowd. 

The following people have also been implicated in the All-Pro Cavalcade: Jeff Bradley, Susan Holbrook, Brian Sack, Nina Sarokin, Matt Walsh.

 Tommy Smeltzer and Spike Fullerton
Susan Holbrook, C. L. Smith

 
 
 
 

History

1979-1985: Founders seize radio station WEGL in Auburn, Alabama; attempt to contact alien intelligence backfires, transmissions mistaken for swingin' punk show Mystery Playhouse. 

1987: Founders leave for Atlanta, develop Comedy Ray Gun; prototype destroyed after MARTA commuter train derailments.
1990: All-Pro Cavalcade created, underground membership swells to 6000.

1991: All-Pro Cavalcade disbanded; members decide real jobs pay more money.

1993: All-Pro Cavalcade reformed; members infiltrate local music scene, 99X, CNN.

1996: Spin-off Gregorian chantabilly band releases CD, tours; live shows hampered by noise from unseen helicopters.

1997: Cavalcade produces A Jonestown Home Companion for public radio.

1998-99: Webmaster writes bogus history of All-Pro Cavalcade.

 OFFICIAL BROADCAST flyer

 
 

 

Audio clips

In RealAudio format. The basic player is free from http://www.real.com/. Knock yourselves out.

Clark Music (1:04) -- A real ad for a legendary Atlanta music store.

The Nobel Prize (1:56) -- Not affiliated with the Nobel Prize.

P.R.S. (1:09) -- Fred N. is compensated for his testimony.

 
 

 

Comrades

Laughing Matters -- Atlanta's longest-running improv troupe. We don't know what they're running from, but Brian Sack does.

Kingsized -- This rockabilly big band features big horns, Spike Fullerton on guitar and Jeff " The Bradley Comedy Vehicle" on bass.

The Stimulants -- Our dear friend Susan Holbrook plays in this band.

Unclaimed Mysteries -- Science journalism, without the annoying aftertaste. See Corry Lee Smith for details.

Man...or Astro-Man? -- The only space program that matters.